Jurekozuh

There are a lot of people who live under the misconception that the residents are just plain stupid. Let me tell you the person who is stupid is the Missouri tourist. He doesn’t even know how to make a still. What kind of upbringing is that? He doesn’t know how to catch catfish with his bare hands, in fact he doesn’t even like catfish. How in the world can he feed his family? He’s got all of his teeth. That means he’s never been in a real fight, never had real fun, and probably can’t even defend his own family. What a looser!